House: Wednesday night. Low-down-blue-meanie versus the Incinerator.
Wilson: I can’t.
House: Let me rephrase. Low-down-blue-meanie-
Wilson: I understand monster truck code. Do you understand “can’t”?
House: Not when it follows “low-down-blue-meanie.” Is the world coming to an end Tuesday night? Otherwise, Wednesday-
Wilson: All right, it’s not “can’t. “It’s “don’t want to.” The fact is, I just don’t like monster trucks.
House: Yes, you do.
Wilson: No, I don’t.
House: You’ve always liked monster trucks.
Wilson: No, you’ve always liked them. I’ve tolerated them.
Wilson is a perfect example of doing things that you don’t love for the person you do.
(because you are my secret husband and I just wanted an excuse to spend time with you)