House: Wednesday night. Low-down-blue-meanie versus the Incinerator.

Wilson: I can’t.

House: Let me rephrase. Low-down-blue-meanie-

Wilson: I understand monster truck code. Do you understand “can’t”?

House: Not when it follows “low-down-blue-meanie.” Is the world coming to an end Tuesday night? Otherwise, Wednesday-

Wilson: All right, it’s not “can’t. “It’s “don’t want to.” The fact is, I just don’t like monster trucks.

House: Yes, you do.

Wilson: No, I don’t.

House: You’ve always liked monster trucks.

Wilson: No, you’ve always liked them. I’ve tolerated them.

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